I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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