How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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