Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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