My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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