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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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