Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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