I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
