Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
