if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm getting married
To pizza
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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