You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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