i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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