If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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