well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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