u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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