Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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