Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
should my penis look like a turkey
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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