theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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