i think i have herpe
just one?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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