i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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