Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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