Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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