Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You may now shotgun with the bride
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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