2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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