Whod you bang
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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