SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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