Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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