I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Panties = found
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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