She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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