he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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