Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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