I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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