Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
operation harelip BJ is a go
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
