you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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