Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Randomize
