she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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