i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
