We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
