look no pants
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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