White coat. Heels.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I understand Curling. That high.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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