you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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