i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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