i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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