I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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