A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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