U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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