Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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