..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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