Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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