Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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