Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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