Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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