Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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