if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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