2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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