This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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