i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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